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== Guidelines ==
Ladies and gentlemen of the Royal Explorers Club!  Your attention please.  It falls to me to be the host of our proceedings to-day, as we celebrate a great achievement in the annals of this hallowed organization -- the discovery of what is truly a magnificent specimen among all FOSSdom.  When Dr. Brattlesworth and I began this safari more than six months ago, we knew full well the many snares, toils, and dangers that awaited us along the hundreds of miles of tracking our quarry across the plains.  But we also maintained a steadfast belief that by living with the land, and becoming part of the larger ecosystem where this incredible animal takes refuge, we could record for posterity the way of life of that marvelous creature -- the Leonidas!


* Refer to the [[Releases/Announcements | general release announcement page]] for general guidance
What's that?  Oh, yes, dear me, the slides.  I know you didn't come all this way to hear my prattle, so let's say we, ah, get right down to brass tacks as it were!  Ho-ho!  Yes, here we can see an exquisite scene of the beast at repose, secure in his den, thanks to the mandatory access control enhancements, which the astute among you will know better as "SELinux", to his virtualization systems.  Upon closer inspection of his habitat we reveal further improvements to his virtualization lair, including the merging of KVM and QEMU, stronger VNC authentication for guests and a much enhanced virt-manager. Finally, we were able to determine, as you'll see in this slide, that our crafty king of beasts has secured his lair using the protection of integrated fingerprint authentication and DNSSEC.
* Check all URLs against the [[Infrastructure/SOP/Release#Static_.2F_cached_urls | static/cached URLs]] set up by the [[Infrastructure]] team, so we don't hammer their servers unnecessarily on release day
* Theme ideas:
** Lion, jungle, safari
** This is Leonidias, the name alone is great press. Grecian theme?
** ''add idea?''
* There can be more than one draft on this page; just put them in separate sections.


== Announcement text ==
Next slide please, Dr. Brattlesworth -- Here, we find the quadruped leaping to action in a flash with its 20-second startup -- and do observe the animal's graceful form, achieved through kernel mode setting and Plymouth.  We discovered, upon further examination, that the Leonidas maintains his sleek figure through the help of his new Presto feature, which allows him to keep his bandwidth trim while digesting updates that keep him healthy and content.  By this point, Dr. Brattlesworth was positively ecstatic about our discovery, and I had to calm the poor chap down with some of the local fire-water.  That was a rum morning, wasn't it, my dear fellow?  Ha ha!


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Oh, balderdash, where was I?  Ah yes, next slide.  Here we see a diagram of the cranial capacity of the average member of his species, compared with that of our subject the Leonidas.  Through a form of advanced evolution to which Dr. Brattlesworth and I refer as "Free and Open Source Software Development Methods," he has developed the sophisticated abilities to comprehend code using GCC 4.4, Python 2.6 and NetBeans 6.5, and to patrol a much larger area of space quickly, using his support for the Ext4 file system


http://get.fedoraproject.org/
Ah, my favorite slide is next!  Here we see the Leonidas at the end of a day as the full moon rises above the plain, safe and sound with his new more understandable and flexible volume control. Oh-ho!  Perhaps those among you not asleep in your easy chairs by the fire, or otherwise engaged in deep conversation, sparked no doubt by our fascinating presentation, saw my little play at sonic humour. *ahem*  Yes, well.


Join the many thousands of Fedora particpants and contributors:
So now that you have seen the results of our intrepid safari into the land inhabited by the Leonidas -- truly a worthy quarry, and a wonder for us to behold, which we are proud to share with you, our colleagues, as always.  I hope that you, like I -- and I trust my dear fellow adventurer Dr. Brattlesworth -- are already eager to return to the veldt and witness the next stage of growth of this superlative creature.  Do enjoy your handouts, which are all provided on this marvelous new invention called the 'live compact-disc,' and which you may feel absolutely confident in passing on to your many associates and other curious passers-by.


http://join.fedoraproject.org/
Let us adjourn now to the smoking room for our brandy and cigars!


If you missed the official launch, attend a Fedora 11 Launch Party near
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you:


http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/FedoraEvents/ReleaseParty
Get your copy of Fedora 11 today: http://get.fedoraproject.org/


== New Draft ==
For complete details of all the new features: http://docs.fedoraproject.org/release-notes/f11/index.html


Ladies and gentlemen of the Royal Explorers Club!  Your attention please.  It falls to me to be the host of our proceedings to-day, as we celebrate a great achievement in the annals of this intrepid organization -- the discovery of what is truly a magnificent specimen among all FOSSdom.  When Dr. Brattlesworth and I began this safari more than six months ago, we knew full well the many snares, toils, and dangers that awaited us along the hundreds of miles of tracking our quarry across the plains. But we also maintained a steadfast belief that by living with the land, and becoming part of the larger ecosystem where this incredible animal takes refuge, we could record for posterity the way of life of that marvelous creature -- Leonidas!
If you need assistance with installing Fedora, please check out our Installation Guide at http://docs.fedoraproject.org/install-guide/f11/


What's that?  Oh, yes, dear me, the slides.  I know you didn't come all this way to hear my prattle, so let's say we, ah, get right down to brass tacks as it were!  Ho-ho!  Yes, here we can see an exquisite scene of the beast at repose, secure in his den, thanks to the mandatory access control enhancements, which the astute among you will know better as "SELinux," to his virtualization systems.  Upon closer inspection of his habitat we reveal further improvements to his virtualization lair, including the merging of KVM and QMEU, stronger VNC authentication for guests and a much enhanced virt-manager.
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Next we find the quadruped leaping to action in a flash using it's 20 second startup and doing in while still looking pretty using Kernel Mode setting.  The beast easily traps a delicious feast using the new RPM 4.7 and devours a freshly captured feast of Gnome (2.26), KDE (4.2) and Xfce(4.6). He easily digests it all using Presto which helps him keep his bandwidth trim while getting gathering his updates.
Join the many thousands of Fedora participants and contributors: http://join.fedoraproject.org/


In the field the animal overwhelms.  Through great sophistication he has developed his abilities to compile using GCC 4.4, Python 2.6 and NetBeans 6.5 and stores his glorious bounty on his new Ext4 file system.  The creature also displays his ability to camouflage himself and cross compile for other platforms his newly found using MinGW.
If you missed the official launch, attend a Fedora 11 Release Party near you: http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/FedoraEvents/ReleaseParty


As we near the end of our safari we find the animal spending his leisure team engaging other animals in the kingdom, most markedly the Firefox (3.1) and the Thunderbird (3).  Finally he settles in, sleeping soundly knowing he has the protection of integrated fingerprint authentication and DNSSEC watching him as he lay safe and sound with his new more understandable and flexible volume control.
[[Category:Marketing]]
 
Bask as the glorious king sits on his throne once again mighty, secure and always ahead of the pack as he lays in wait for his next great awakening.  All hail Leonidas!
 
Get your copy of Fedora 11 today:
 
[http://get.fedoraproject.org/ http://get.fedoraproject.org/]
 
Join the many thousands of Fedora particpants and contributors:
 
[http://join.fedoraproject.org/ http://join.fedoraproject.org/]
 
If you missed the official launch, attend a Fedora 10 Launch Party near
you:
 
[http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/FedoraEvents/ReleaseParty http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/FedoraEvents/ReleaseParty]
 
 
== Old Draft ==
''This is a valiant effort, but it doesn't tell a story as much as list features.  I took a shot above.'' --[[User:Pfrields|stickster]] 00:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
 
Roar into the future with Leonidas.  The king of operating systems has arrived, and it is ready to defend it's turf from any challengers.
 
No more hunting through the brush to figure out which of dozens of controls manages the volume for <i>this</i> application, a new [[ Features/VolumeControl|Volume Control]] makes it simple.
 
Pretenders to the king's throne now need to get past the new [[Features/Fingerprint|Fingerprint reader]] support to even challenge the king.
 
And the king can now expand his pride over a much greater territory with the new [[Features/Ext4DefaultFs|default filesystem]].
 
The cubs can now be bigger, brighter, and more secure with enhancements to the virtual machine library, including a new [[Features/VirtImprovedConsole|improved console]], [[Features/SVirt_Mandatory_Access_Control|better SELinux integration]], and [[Features/VirtVNCAuth|improved authentication]].
 
And feeding the cubs is made easier with the expanded [[Features/AutoFontsAndMimeInstaller|automatic font and MIME installer]].
 
The king can now go hunting outside his territory, too, with the new [[Features/Windows_cross_compiler|Windows cross compiler]].

Latest revision as of 14:43, 2 June 2009

Ladies and gentlemen of the Royal Explorers Club! Your attention please. It falls to me to be the host of our proceedings to-day, as we celebrate a great achievement in the annals of this hallowed organization -- the discovery of what is truly a magnificent specimen among all FOSSdom. When Dr. Brattlesworth and I began this safari more than six months ago, we knew full well the many snares, toils, and dangers that awaited us along the hundreds of miles of tracking our quarry across the plains. But we also maintained a steadfast belief that by living with the land, and becoming part of the larger ecosystem where this incredible animal takes refuge, we could record for posterity the way of life of that marvelous creature -- the Leonidas!

What's that? Oh, yes, dear me, the slides. I know you didn't come all this way to hear my prattle, so let's say we, ah, get right down to brass tacks as it were! Ho-ho! Yes, here we can see an exquisite scene of the beast at repose, secure in his den, thanks to the mandatory access control enhancements, which the astute among you will know better as "SELinux", to his virtualization systems. Upon closer inspection of his habitat we reveal further improvements to his virtualization lair, including the merging of KVM and QEMU, stronger VNC authentication for guests and a much enhanced virt-manager. Finally, we were able to determine, as you'll see in this slide, that our crafty king of beasts has secured his lair using the protection of integrated fingerprint authentication and DNSSEC.

Next slide please, Dr. Brattlesworth -- Here, we find the quadruped leaping to action in a flash with its 20-second startup -- and do observe the animal's graceful form, achieved through kernel mode setting and Plymouth. We discovered, upon further examination, that the Leonidas maintains his sleek figure through the help of his new Presto feature, which allows him to keep his bandwidth trim while digesting updates that keep him healthy and content. By this point, Dr. Brattlesworth was positively ecstatic about our discovery, and I had to calm the poor chap down with some of the local fire-water. That was a rum morning, wasn't it, my dear fellow? Ha ha!

Oh, balderdash, where was I? Ah yes, next slide. Here we see a diagram of the cranial capacity of the average member of his species, compared with that of our subject the Leonidas. Through a form of advanced evolution to which Dr. Brattlesworth and I refer as "Free and Open Source Software Development Methods," he has developed the sophisticated abilities to comprehend code using GCC 4.4, Python 2.6 and NetBeans 6.5, and to patrol a much larger area of space quickly, using his support for the Ext4 file system

Ah, my favorite slide is next! Here we see the Leonidas at the end of a day as the full moon rises above the plain, safe and sound with his new more understandable and flexible volume control. Oh-ho! Perhaps those among you not asleep in your easy chairs by the fire, or otherwise engaged in deep conversation, sparked no doubt by our fascinating presentation, saw my little play at sonic humour. *ahem* Yes, well.

So now that you have seen the results of our intrepid safari into the land inhabited by the Leonidas -- truly a worthy quarry, and a wonder for us to behold, which we are proud to share with you, our colleagues, as always. I hope that you, like I -- and I trust my dear fellow adventurer Dr. Brattlesworth -- are already eager to return to the veldt and witness the next stage of growth of this superlative creature. Do enjoy your handouts, which are all provided on this marvelous new invention called the 'live compact-disc,' and which you may feel absolutely confident in passing on to your many associates and other curious passers-by.

Let us adjourn now to the smoking room for our brandy and cigars!


Get your copy of Fedora 11 today: http://get.fedoraproject.org/

For complete details of all the new features: http://docs.fedoraproject.org/release-notes/f11/index.html

If you need assistance with installing Fedora, please check out our Installation Guide at http://docs.fedoraproject.org/install-guide/f11/


Join the many thousands of Fedora participants and contributors: http://join.fedoraproject.org/

If you missed the official launch, attend a Fedora 11 Release Party near you: http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/FedoraEvents/ReleaseParty