User:Rsuehle

Where to find me

• opensource.com
• rsuehle@fedoraproject.org
• IRC: suehle
  • Most easily found in #opensource.com, #fedora-docs, but always available for a /msg
• Twitter and identi.ca (both @suehle)
• Google+

Amusing things you can make zodbot do

• Talk to zodbot when nobody else wants to talk to you
  • .bacon

zodbot: I love bacon, you love bacon, WE ALL LOVE BACON!

• • .eatbacon

zodbot: Yum, Yum, I love bacon, You should buy some too

• • .iwantbacon

zodbot: coming right up!

• • .hotdog

Bow down to your beefy overlord!

• • .beer

zodbot: bong

• • .greattaste

zodbot: less filling!

• • .fail

zodbot: LOL, you suck!

• • .botgamesrule1

zodbot: First rule of botgames - there are no rules in botgames

• • .cow

zodbot: moo!

• • .ding

zodbot: a-ling

• • .duck

zodbot: *timebomb duck

• • dingle

zodbot: dongle

• .swedish

zodbot: kwack kwack zodbot: bork bork bork

• • .bueller

zodbot: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

• Show your feelings for others with zodbot's help
  • .beefy user

zodbot: Have a Beefy Miracle, user

• • .moar item user

zodbot: here user, have some more item

• • .less item user

zodbot: user, have less item

• • .more user

zodbot: suehle: Error: Sorry, I can't find any mores for user

• • .moarbacon user

zodbot: user, here, have some more bacon

• • .moarwork user

user here, have some more work

• Zodbot's violent tendencies
  • .slam user

zodbot: suehle body slams user

• • .fire user

zodbot: adamw fires user

• • .chair user

user is slammed with a chair

• • .table user

zodbot: user is slammed through a table

• • .crane user1 user2

user1 stands in crane technique like daniel-san and facekicks user2

• • .urmom user

zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so old, she makes Slackware look like beta software."]

• • dvanstonesmom

zodbot: [random yo mama joke, ex: "Yo mommas so dumb, she runs Kubuntu64 on her 360!"]

• Somewhat actually useful sort of
  • .google [topic]

zodbot googles for you

• • .fight thing1 thing2

runs a GoogleFight for you. Ex: suehle: .fight kirk picard zodbot: suehle: kirk: 64100000, picard: 1410000

• • .fasinfo user

zodbot tells you the user, name, email, IRC, timezone, locale and GPG key ID, then approved memberships

• • .wikilink user

Tells you how to make a wikilink to that person's name, ex: [[User:rsuehle|Ruth Suehle]]

2012 Event schedule

• SCALE
• FUDCon Blacksburg
• HIMSS
• SXSW (talks in Interactive and Film)
• Red Hat Summit
• SELF
• OLF (?)

Cake

I make cakes. Not long after I started, I made a Fedora cake and a CentOS cake using frozen buttercream transfer, which I'd mostly forgotten about until Max reminded me of it at FUDCon Tempe. So it's not my best ever... maybe it's time for round 2.

And here's a Red Hat one.